People Amaze Me!

so today at work started out like a normal day, but one by one the customers got weirder and weirder.

I walk up to this elderly mans car and ask him what kinda wash he wants
(i work at a car wash btw)
so he goes "oh, the inside and the outside"
i say, "would you like tireshine on your tires?"
he says, "hey baby, whatever gets you off"
lmao! i just laughed and said okay. 

then, this scrawny guy with an afro comes through...
ME: hi how are you?
HIM: great Sexy, whats your name? Shaday?
ME: no its Sadie
HIM: like 'Sadie Hawkins' ? i'll take you to Sadie Hawkins. we'd look cute together
ME: hahaha what kinda wash did you want today?
HIM: i want the Sexy Wash, cuz ur so Sexy. . . Can i wash you baby??
ME: hahaha, so did you want the inside and outside done?
HIM: yea gimme the cheapest one that does the inside (<< not a good look lol)
ME: ok its $13.99 whats your name?
HIM: Iassic, do you want my number too?
ME: nope, have a Fabulous Day

i was like, really???? im hot, irritated, no makeup on, hair a hot mess && u really gona pull some isht like that? SMH!

then there was the lady who didnt understand why her car got dirty again after she got it washed...........
>>>really??
um, you drive around and stuff TWIT! why wouldnt your car get dirty???? dumb *&%$#

people are so stupid i dont know how they get by on a daily basis. *sigh*

xoxo
>>>SayyDeeGee